Where The Fuck has Killjoy Radio been?

In light of all this crazy censorship on social media, Killjoy Radio is forced to kick it old school. going back to the World Wide Web Bitches! Get ready for a re-vamp and a whole lot of fucked up content. why? because Fuck 'Em that's why!

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Killjoy Radio - Guns N' Roses Concert Review Special - 6/27/16

We initially had tickets in section 426 for Guns and Roses but once they saw Killjoy Radio was in the house the instantly upgraded our Seats to the floor!
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Killjoy Radio's Bryan and Trish go to FedEx Field in DC to see "Guns N' Roses - Not in this Lifetime" Tour. Listen to hear about all the fun and follies that entail when you put Bryan in a stadium full of middle aged alcoholics and tweeny poser douchbags. Damn white people. 



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Killjoy Radio S3E4 - Diva Cup

Bryan and Justin Jones are in studio and they test out the "DIVA CUP" Don't know what the Diva Cup is? WELL THEN YOUR IN FOR TREAT! Entertainment Review of the Ninja Turtles Movie and a brand new track from Killjoy Parodies!


 
 
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Killjoy Radio S3E3 - Panda 6/3/16

Killjoy Radio Season 3 is back and kickin' weekly with your host Bryan and co-hosts Trish Crickett and Justin Jones. This episode Bryan and Trish Talk US Air Guitar Competition, Harambe the dead gorilla, and we introduce Killjoy Parodies with Killjoy Radio's rendition of Desiigner's "Panda".

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Killjoy Radio S3E1 - "The Disgusting Fat Creepy Guy"

     It's Snowmageddon 2016 and there's enough white powder in the streets to give a junkie a brain freeze. What better time to kick off Season 3 of Killjoy Radio?!? Bryan, Justin, and Trish are on the show. 

     Bryan admits to the world that he's officially a "Fat Creepo" and the gang discover the importance of reading the instructions to the Pump Worx Glow in The Dark Penis Pump. We've got music from Soul Prospect during their live set at "Underground Sound" - a local music showcase hosted by Killjoy Radio. 

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The Killjoy Radio Christmas Special 12/24/15

Bryan, Trish, and Justin wrap up the year with a HILARIOUS Christmas Special featuring an Epic Rap Battle between Santa Claus and Jesus Christ for the true mascot of Christmas. We get a little insight into a JewisH Christmas and some really funny Christmas Madlibs! Featuring Music From Keli Raven and Comedian Larry Noto.

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM KILLJOY RADIO!! SEE YOU IN 2016!!

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Killjoy Radio UNCENSORED LIVE! - Paris & Vaginas - 11/14/15

 

This Must Have Really Pissed Somebody off...

      Unless you have been living under a ruck in the middle of the Afghanistan wilderness you've seen that terrorists have (once again) attacked Paris (again). First the Charlie Hebdo shootings, now a wide-scale attack on multiple locations in Paris, France. Now the french haven't been the most "macho" of countries since Napoleon (who by the way was the originator of the "gangsta lean") but come one, Isis, pick on someone you own size. Well I don't exactly know how big Isis is, but picking on France is like bullying the gay kid in gym class - he doesn't fight back real well but sets fashion trends like a mofo.

     Isis, who are these guys, and what happened to Al Queda? I have so many questions! Is Isis just Al Queda for the islamic extremests with extreme lisps? And what is Isil? And why don't they like pork products? I thought that was a Jewish thing. Do they know they have something in common with the Jews? Are they so unhappy because they've never tasted the succulent taste of crispy bacon? Also, why don't they eat meat with cheese? These angry people are missing out on some delicious meal choices. Maybe if everyone just had a Bacon Cheese Burger we could all get along.  Problem solved, the world comes to peace over our love of shitty food and everything will be fine until someone discovers they're lactose intolerant and it starts World War III.

     Anyway, sorry about the tangent, I had a severe ADD moment. There's so much sadness going around. You know what cheers me up? VAGINAS . I found this article on IFLSCIENCE and we talked about 10 Things You Didn't know About Vaginas. How Big can a Vagina get? Why do they smell fishy? Can you really culture yogurt from vagina bacteria? All these questions answered and more on this weeks Killjoy Radio! I found this segment to be both entertaining and informative. It would be a lie if I told you I wasn't a little aroused. Just wait until next week we we talk about 10 Things You Didn't know About Penises. Jimmy can't wait!
   
     This week on Killjoy Radio we Introduced Justin's new podcast: The 38 Year Who Works At Spencer's. I'm super excited about this shoe. I think it's a hilarious idea and I know he's going to have some real funny stories. Check out the Podcast Here or just watch the Video Below:

   The Rockhaven Entertainment Local Music Showcase band on this episode is Fire in Elysium. I
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LIVE! - Killjoy Radio [Uncensored] F'IN GIRL SCOUT (cookies) 11/7/15

     Killjoy Radio is going digital for a couple weeks and you know what that mean? TIME FOR
KILLJOY RADIO UNCENSORED!!! But seriously, we had to take a couple week hiatus from AM so were streaming strictly digital for a couple weeks. Pretty cool, huh? Justin Jones is in the "Studio" as we kick back, relax, and  just shoot the shit about...well kinda' relevant things.

Don't worry, UBER knows where to find the bodies

So I (Bryan) have been out of work for a couple weeks and I need to supplement my income so I became an UBER driver. There has been some bad media lately about the UBER driver that was attacked by the drunk-ass Taco Bell Exec. I haven't come across anything crazy...yet. im just waiting for the creepo to start masturbating in the back seat and I freak out and hit a class of blind students on a field trip. I don't know if my insurance is going to cover that. Either way, it's interesting and I'm sure I'll have some "interesting" stories to share. UBER And Chill  might be the next trending sexual taboo. Good thing I've got that "Stow-and-Go" seating in the minivan. Fold them seats down and "go to town"....as I drive you around town. Maybe I'm thinking too much into this whole thing, but if I have to fumigate the sex smells I'm rating less than 5 stars. I can't have the next passenger think I just delivered a pallet of raw fish.

and I fucking HATE Thin Mints

     And while were on the topic (what?) FUCK the Girl scouts and their Delicious ass cookies.  I've eaten so many Peanut Butter Patties my shit looks like I was raped by Mr.Peanut. I knew that monocle was hiding the eye of savage rape machine. The Girl Scouts are like the american express of my obesity - they're everywhere I want to be and I can't tell them no. It's harder to buy crack than girl scout cookies. I just went into Walmart for toilet paper and left with $279 worth of shit I didn't need...SO YEA, WHY NOT BUY SOME MORE FUCKING GIRL SCOUT COOKIES TOO!

   This week we feature Music from Atomic Motel. Be sure to also catch them on Six Feet Deep - Underground Music only on Killjoy Radio.  be sure to check them out on Facebook ( www.facebook.com/AtomicMotel/ ) ,  RERBNATION (www.reverbnation.com/AtomicMotel) and their YouTube Channel (www.youtube.com/atomicmotel).

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Killjoy Radio - Halloween Sucks

     Halloween was a disappointment this year? Every year less and less houses give out candy, the caliber of costumes has greatly diminished, and I didn't see ONE Jason or Michael Myers. Those guys are iconic Halloween characters. You know what I did see a lot of? Middle aged men dressed as creepy sexual predators checking out all the 12 year old dressed as slutty fairy tale princess. It's entrapment and now dozens of bystander dads just got added to the pervert registry. For instance, I'm just chilling on the sidewalk while my kids are hustling diabetes from door to door and I get a glimpse of sexy Cinderella walk up from behind me and pass on my left. My preferential vision catches a glimpse of this and my male programming, detecting the ridiculously short skirt and tight leggings, automatically sends signals to my brain to do a quick preliminary glance.

     CHECK! preliminary glance confirms the presence of provocative attire in the vicinity. Phase two kicks in. After a quick recon for the wife is complete my scope of vision quickly focuses for a full field analysis of the target. The analysis confirms preliminary reports of a slutty dressed female in the vicinity and the footage is currently being hard copied to memory for further review later in the evening. Just as the doors to the Spank open the girl turns around and exposes a pre-pubescent face full of braces. Alarms start going off inside my head screaming "STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!" and I was the stranger danger! My brain immediatly starts doing a full memory dump. I instantly wiped away 20 years of spank material in 20 seconds all because of this little whore. The only thing I'm left with now is images of scrambled Playboy channel and I'm not even really sure if that was even porn but I had a pretty good imagination.Out of all the zombie, monster, and killer costumes, the scariest this this Halloween was me - inadvertently going as Jared Fogel from Subway.

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THE BEST OF KILLJOY RADIO ON 680AM WCBM

The Best of Killjoy Radio

     It's been a crazy 2 months here on Killjoy Radio as we went LIVE ON AM on 680am WCBM. from our first episode featuring John Diresta to our most recent episode when Bryan gets kicked out of the BIG chair and Trish Crickett has to take over - it's been a wild ride. At times it seems like complete chaos but rest assured that it's a carefully orchestrated chaos.

     I am your host Bryan. My mother told me i could be anything I wanted to be in life, so I became an asshole. Ex-Rocker turned Dad turned Comedian turned Dad Some More turned Radio Personality  is my official resume. I love to entertain weather It's trough music or comedy I'm happy making people happy. I'm kind of like a hooker minus the sexual stuff...and getting paid....ok so more of an attention whore than anything but gosh darnet people like me.
   
    On week two (or so i don;t remember) we introduced comedian Justin Jones. It's rumored that Justin is a fully transformed transgender school bus driver / vibrating cucumber salesman - but none of those allegations can be confirmed nor denied. Either way, Justin is an excellent addition to the Killjoy Family and we are proud to have him! Be sure to tweet him dirty pictures of your grandmother to @theejustinjones on twitter.

    Trish (who has since been dubbed Trish Crickett) has been with Killjoy Radio since the Podcast days (wow it seems like forever ago) and is the longest running co-host of Killjoy Radio. There's not too much to say about Crickett but she would love some stalkers so please E-mail her at Trish@killjoyradio.com.

     Here and there you'll hear our official Weight Watchers reject - Jimmy Zane. Jimmy is a local DJ and Podcast host whom I've added to the Killjoy Family. His adolescent outburts and childish annoyances really distract you from the fact that Killjoy Radio is taking away an hour of your life that you'll never get back...ever. make sure you follow him to hell on Twitter @jimmyzane.

    have a listen to THE BEST OF KILLJOY RADIO ON TALK680AM WCBM and tune in every Saturday night from 11- Midnight as we solidify Killjoy Radio as THE MOST REDICULIOUS AND OBSURD TALK SHOW ON AM RADIO.

-BRYAN

   

Killjoy Radio LIVE! - Episode 6 - No Nudity in Playboy / The Trish Crickett Hour

Killjoy Radio LIVE! - Episode 6 - No More Nudity in Playboy and Bryan gets demoted on "The Trish Crickett Hour"

Bryan gets kicked out of the BIG chair and Trish Crickett takes the lead. Justin Jones Joins us with an update on his creepy part time job. We talk a little about Playboy trying to make Honest readers out of us all and Matt from Troll Tribe calls in from the FALL OUT CAMP OUT festival for the RockHaven Local Music Showcase.
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